Archive - Not A Paleontologist

Couch the Penguin

How the Lifeguard Changed My Life

Sep 4, 2023 •

July 2023

The community anthology that changed my life

Jul 3, 2023 •

April 2023

We're Not Worthy - My New Book

It comes out September 12 - pre-order at sketchcomedybook.com

Apr 19, 2023 •

Kelvin Can Wait

And so must we all...

Apr 15, 2023 •

October 2022

Hayseed in a Needle Stack

(I wrote this story, originally titled "Detective Therapy: How Podcasting About an Unknown Comedian Changed My Life," for the now-defunct website The…

Oct 8, 2022 •

March 2022

Not A Paleontologist Episode 6

Reading “A Voice-Over Dream Come True”

Mar 4, 2022 •

February 2022

A Voice-Over Dream Come True

Ever since I saw Saving Private Ryan, after which I suddenly cared about WWII, I've cared about WWII. To be fair to me, none of my grandparents served…

Feb 28, 2022 •

Not A Paleontologist Episode 5

Reading "I Can't Escape Fake History, Or: Accidental Book"

Feb 25, 2022 •

I Can't Escape Fake History

Or: Accidental Book

Feb 21, 2022 •

Not A Paleontologist Episode 4

Reading "Mort Crim: A Legendary Broadcaster Brought Down to My Level"

Feb 18, 2022 •

Not A Paleontologist Episode 3

Reading "Something I'm Not: Defining Myself in the Dumbest Way Possible"

Feb 11, 2022 •

Not A Paleontologist Episode 2

Reading "A Hero's Meal"

Feb 7, 2022 •

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